I Hate Big Butts and I Cannot Lie.

UGH. I am sick to death of the Hollywood body parts that the media are trying to sell us left right and center : Angelina's vaccuum extractor lips, Nicole's reinforced concrete face, Jennifer Pitty-Me's vermicelli hair, Jennifer Loparse's spare shelf ... Damn, even Reese's Witherspoon's chin excitates people. And am not joking :

Even more sturdy than an IKEA shelf

I cannot believe that we have become a society so shallow that we are idolising not only human beings but the actual anatomical parts of such beings.


And strangely enough, we don't hear similar gossip about Johnny Depp's tree shaped dong ,Robert Pattinson's sparkly nipples or Gerard Butler's retarded orang-otang's smile...

However, the latest variant of the Bimbonic Plague epidemic that is taking over our screens/ magazines is named Kim "Take a Leak"Kardashian. Why such urinary venimosity my dears?

Because this non-entity has gotten famous by getting peed on by her American football boyfriend.

Oh- and that is not the least of the WTF feelings that are going through me at this moment.

Indeed, classy newspaper like the Daily Mail also want you to know the following :

A bimbo's version of the Robot Dance

Yeah that's right. A whole article about a talentless pachyderm with an arse the size of a genetically modified car park, who can bend low enough to show her mammaries but cannot carry on a genuflection to catch her $2000 purse.

And this is news? What the hell? Granted, had the dress split, it would have been hilarious....Or maybe not, since I truly believe that the Big Bang would have been recreated.

But maybe another Big Bang would help restore sanity on this planet where talentless mammals are put on a pedestal for taking on the role of toilet!